Episode 50
Portraits

The Biscuits Ravi
Locale In a grove
Date 4th day of Wealsun, 585 CY (Common Year)
Time afternoon

Ravi I don't understand it . . . I don't understand it at all.

The city watchman was outside the walls of Greyhawk, in a heavy rain. He and his partner found the ruined corner of an old church to hole up in, and as Ravi built the campfire he thought of recent events.

Ravi I don't . . . I just don't understand it.
Drew What's wrong? What don't you understand?
Ravi I've never heard of anything so strange.

The watchman was speaking, as he had for most of the day, of his previous duty, which was guarding the former residence of Otiluke the Wizard. The former member of the circle of eight disappeared at the time of the Great Signing. The rumours said that he had also been killed by Rary the Traitor.

Drew So you saw some weird shit, that's no big deal. Ot'Luke was a mage, you know.
Ravi Yeah, I know, I know. I still think you are lucky you didn't get this detail -- it's definitely weirder than most. For instance, that guy who just appeared on the doorstep, then was attacked by that invisible monster.
Drew I've heard of that spell, it's called "Invisible Stalker" I think.
Ravi (changing the subject) When's this rain gonna end?

The Biscuits Unknown Oeridian
Locale Near the edge of the Gnarley Forest
Date 4th day of Wealsun, 585 CY (Common Year)
Time afternoon

The Oeridian sat under a tree, browsing through a satchel of envelops and message-scrolls. Next to him sat a half-elven warrior whistling as she cleaned blood off her sword; nearby lay the bloody corpse of a civil messenger.

Warrior So, is the 'oh so important' message there?
Oeridian (shrugs) Perhaps. I'll let someone else study these for any useful information. There are two addressed to people in Northbank. I don't know this one, we'll probably need to have a report on her prepared.
Warrior Ugh. Boring!
Oeridian You won't be asked to undertake such a subtle endeavor. This will be left to our agent there.
Warrior So how soon are we back to Greyhawk? I now have more money to spend.
Oeridian (with a laugh) You do enjoy spending 'found' money...
Warrior (Big smile) It's the best kind!

The Biscuits Crown Prince Thrommel
Locale Chendl
Date 4th day of Wealsun, 585 CY (Common Year)
Time afternoon

The future king of Furyondy was in the royal training grounds, sparring with a a good family friend. Exercising the physique, if not the psyche.

Garaeth Still having the dreams, then?
Thrommel (grunting) Yes, but less and less. Although reality is not much of an improvement. With the tanar'ri marauding the northern border, and agents of Iuz all around, who can you trust?
Garaeth If men don't trust one another, then the oerth becomes a hell.
Thrommel Right. The world's a kind of hell.
Garaeth (chuckling) Now that's not what I meant, and you know it. We'll settle this eventually.
Thrommel I believe that father is looking for any excuse to go back to war.
Garaeth As a holy warrior yourself, you know that would be wrong.
Thrommel (sigh) You're right, of course. Again?

The Biscuits The Spirit of G'Leina
Locale Unknown
Date 4th day of Wealsun, 585 CY (Common Year)
Time afternoon

Occasionally the mist cleared enough to see out. Of course, the priestess wasn't really "seeing" since she didn't currently have a body.

G'Leina (if I dwell on the details I'll surely go insane)

When the reddish mists did clear and she could see the world, it seemed to consist of several images, each reflections at a different angle. But it was what the reflections consisted of that was the most curious thing.

G'Leina (oh, he's here again. Joy.)

Her prison seemed to be guarded by a very large and very scaly creature, that was most likely a dragon. The bodiless priestess couldn't tell what color, because all the images she perceived were tinted with red.

G'Leina had no other concept of time or space, and it seemed like an eternity since she drew the fatal and fateful card from that magical deck.

G'Leina (I wonder where the Biscuits are today?)

The Biscuits Tanner Macabee
Locale The Gnarley Forest
Date 4th day of Wealsun, 585 CY (Common Year)
Time afternoon

Tanner Macabee Selfish!

The gnarley ranger was travelling with some members of the Greyhawk Militia, who had been tasked with helping reduce some of the local monster population. Tanner's group had just finished "reducing" a small band of orcs. As they quibbled over the meager treasure, Tanner refrained from telling them that this was the easiest prey he'd ever seen in these woods.

Militiaman See, sarge, it's the Blackthorn tribe, I told ya.
Sergeant Ah, good work, men.
Tanner It's just a squad -- you guys would never be able to take the whole tribe.

With a large thump a body fell from a nearby tree, and one of the militiamen climbed down after it. The orcs body was riddled with crossbow bolts, but Tanner was happy to note that it was his arrow that had provided the killing blow.

Sergeant Any treasure there?
Militiaman Another pouch of coins and this bow. Oh, and look at this dagger.
Sergeant (whistling) That handle's inlaid with pearl.
Tanner (ears perking up) As your guide I claim that treasure.
Sergeant I was beginning to wonder if you were going to claim anything.

Tanner thought to himself that he wouldn't need to claim anything; he would take what remained after the squad was slain. Unless he could prevent it, of course.

The Biscuits Ravi
Locale In a grove
Date 4th day of Wealsun, 585 CY (Common Year)
Time late afternoon

Drew Hey, Ravi, the rain's letting up!
Ravi Ah, and there's the sun. We should make it back to the Marsh Gate with time to spare.

The clear air of the glade smelled fresh and clean. After a few deep breaths, the past month no longer seemed quite so strange to Ravi.

Ravi Well, it's back to the House on Summoner Court for me.
Drew Just a few more days until the sale is finalized, no?
Ravi Yep. I just hope I don't see that red-eyed rat again.



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